Article 1. The Smell Is Everything : If you’re not certain that you can handle the smell, don’t embarrass yourself by reading any further. As babies plug their inexperienced noses, grown men embrace the smell and are grateful for every whiff they get. We live by the smell and die by the smell. Such is our way.
Article 2. Huff Before You Puff : This article might seem intuitive enough, yet I’ve seen many a man ruin a perfectly good pair of feet by getting his priorities crooked. Sniff, then slobber, never the opposite. Once saliva touches the foot, its natural flora is contaminated. Make sure all of your smelling needs are fulfilled before you get to the more literal puffing and sucking. Such is our way.
Article 3. The Nose Knows : Follow your instincts. Millions of years of hunting and gathering have made man a natural foot-sniffing machine. Let your nose be your guide, it knows where to find the smelliest smells. Here, a technical note: If you’ve ever seen a master sommelier snuffle a fine wine or a hound hard on a trail, you might have noticed that instead of drawing long, sensual breaths, they instead perform a series of fast, rhythmic whiffs. Use this technique to achieve Odor Maximus, the greatest of smells. Such is our way.
Article 4. Always Be Sniffing : Here, we do not literally mean that you should apply constant inhalation. That would be impossible. Even elite foot sniffers cannot breathe in the scent of feet for much more than a minute per breath. What we mean instead is that your every move should be designed to extract as much aroma as you can from the target foot. Massaging it, squeezing it, spreading its toes, whatever you can do to coerce the foot into liberating its smells, you should do. Such is our way.
Article 5. Have Fun : Yes my friends, this article is a little clichéd, yet it should not be taken lightly. Feet puffing is never a task, always a pleasure. For the true feet puffers, minutes can easily turn to hours and hours to days. Let your actions be dictated by the tingling in your crotch, follow your dreams and, most of all, follow the smell. Such is our way.
I hope this clarifies everything for you, my fellow foot puffers. If any questions or doubts should arise in your minds, do not hesitate to let me know
As ever, I bid you my friends: keep looking down.
All right, my friends. You asked for it and I shall deliver. I present to you my personal commandments on the art of feet puffing, a manifesto of sorts. Consider it the Footpuffer’s Guide to the Galaxy (a galaxy of erotic smells and tastes, of course).