CRAP. I shoulda left well enough alone in my happy fantasy world. First of all Paul Hogan is 75 freakin' years old, which makes *me* old too since he wasn't that old when I was enjoying those movies in my twenties. Then, regarding my "Awwww! I think they're still married too." Well, Wikipedia says...
Spouse (#2): Linda Kozlowski (1990–2014) (Kozlowski filed for divorce)
Apparently he went through a couple of years of some offshore banking tax fraud fiasco with the Aussie government, and I guess all his assets are frozen now. Sad. But, better I guess than the AC~DC drummer's murder-for-hire charges!