@Toe- Gonorrhea is nothing to clap about!
@ILF- Excellent! You're a Daffy fellow!
@tweety- First, please suggest an old comedy clip I can check out to illustrate that; I think I now recall what you mean, but can't think of any specifically, and, well, things change. From that same era, people used to smoke fags (on network TV!) and were really happy to be gay! Gangstas were white, wore suits and did NOT rap!
To your question:
Oh, no, sir. I *am* back in my hometown in the midwest, and since making that grave error a few years ago, life has been misery upon misery. Suggest you listen to the Chrissie Hynde song, "My City Was Gone." I sure wish I'd taken to heart her warning about going back to Oh-hell-no.
♪♫ I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie Land I'll take my stand,
to live and die in Dixie.
Away, away, away down south in Dixie! ♪♫
(Ironically, composed by Daniel Decatur Emmett of Mt. Vernon, Ohio!)