A rare sighting of the species of whale known as Lardarseous Kardashious, which beached itself on a remote part of the Californian coast last week. Onlookers rushed to push it back into the water, as it forlornly pointed its mouth at them as if to seek water...........but alas, upon closer inspection, the onlookers noticed that sharks had eaten the implants rebel whalewatching boats had surgically inserted into Lardarseous Kardashious to enable their customers to get a better look at the uniquely designed rump of the mammal, rendering the whale unable to properly steer itself through the waters, and resulting in the lost, forlorn appearance depicted in this pic. Amazingly, when the onlookers started taking pictures of this rare sighting, a scowl raced across the face of the mammal, causing a dorsal to cock upright (also depicted in this pic).
Mr. Me (user) - rated (nice feet)2015-03-25 21:19:50
Lardarseus Kardashius. Two months later, still priceless term.
It must be galling to think that Kanye is her third husband before she hit the age of 30 (biological age that is, because mentally the pause button seems to be locked in at @14 - have you heard her speak?). She certainly squeals with delight quite well (ask Ray Jay, or witness the 'tape'). This pic is fascinating - perhaps he was about to talk? Perhaps he was about to sneeze all over her and put a hair out of coiffured place? Perhaps he asked if Ray Jay was in the audience. I ask the rhetorical Q - would any man reading this marry a woman featured in a sex tape probably more than half the audience has witnessed? He must be so proud of her. As for her feet - they remain good.
Big C (user) - rated (beautiful feet)2015-02-09 08:19:00
I truly fear the day Bruce Jenner is posted to this site...what's worse someone will actually view and rate HIS feet!!!
If BJ (appropriate initials eh?!?!) in fact is becoming a 'woman' then he will come here. But this is the pathetic legacy living all those years with the Kardashian woman has left - basic psychology is Behaviour = Person x Environment
Mr. Me (user) - rated (nice feet)2015-02-27 22:47:14