It's the sharp angle of the toes, big & 2nd toe like ET's fingers, juxtaposed against little toe is almost non-existant. They look fine in heels though and she's hot as hell! And yes, I'd pick Jess WAY before Oprah, June, or the others in the Wikifeet Hall of Shame! I still give her two stars, three if her feet are in some kind of sexy shoes.
@Grik - Big fan! But just woke up about how bad her FEET are. From the ankles up, she's still my girl. Well, everything between ankles & eyes. Not too much gray matter upstairs... "I'm confused... that 'Chicken of the Sea' - is it chicken or tuna?"
Love the new avatar... looks strangely familiar! ;)
@Grik- Wow, OK man. It's just a matter of personal preference, then. Everyone of those photos you called out look really, bad to me, at least the feet. Lovely cleavage in #2, but 'average' in #3? She has no arch, the shape of her foot looks almost deformed to me, her toes are gnarly, knobby, and all have blisters or scabs on the knuckles from being curled up and stuffed into those pumps she's carrying. The little piggy that went 'wee-wee-wee-wee' all the way home? Looks like it already *went* home without the other toes. Understand, I've liked this girl for a long time, but if she were my woman, I'd have to find a way to avoid looking at those sickening feet. You like 'em? Knock yourself out, dude.
@Grik- I'm not seeing it even in your 'pearler' pic. Knobby twisted big toe, and a second toe the length of a finger, with the other three misshapen toes tapering off so much the pinkie toe is almost lost. I again refer you to 1421868--->
That cannot be blamed on a bad angle or bad lighting. It's gross!
No. You're not the *real* @Grik our you would not have been fooled by these heels like that. Perform the crucial 'Havaianas' test or barefoot test as I just did on these puppies and you'll discover they're really *dogs!* See *781520-21, *876153 & especially *1421868 and @vore's "JS picks up fruit [cuz she has simian feet!]" video. Ewww! Looks OK in heels; without, she has one of the saddest pairs of feet around here, worse claws that @Digby says @J-Hawk has.
Just really struggling with all the 'ugly' & 'repulsive' comments here. Flat feet? Sure. Calves & things a bit *too* muscular for my taste? Yeah. Thick as a brick, physically and mentally? Yeah, but not *fat* and clever enough to be wealthy. Sort of average? Maybe. Ugly & repulsive? Wrong reality star... go visit Mama June Shannon's page. THAT is ugly & repulsive.