Unbelievable stuff here, especially the OP. I'm almost speechless. Wanted to add something equally brilliant, but I'm totally sunk trying to think of anything. I'm up the creek without a paddle, and some would say not rowing with both oars in the water.
While y'all were making clever rowing puns, *I* was getting a kiss from her!
@ILF- You snooze, you lose, dude.------------>
2015-12-19 01:32:02Elway (user)
It's time to play, name the hottest Derek Jeter girlfriend:
Mariah Carey 1998 Lara Dutta early 2000s Joy Enriquez 2001 Jordana Brewster 2002 – 2003 Vanessa Minnillo 2003 – 2006 Scarlett Johansson 2004 Jessica Alba 2004 Vida Guerra 2005 Adriana Lima 2006 Jessica Biel 2006 – 2007 Minka Kelly 2008 – 2012 Hannah Davis since 2012
I gotta go with his current girlfriend, although I wouldn't turn down any.
BackInBlack60 (guild knight)2015-12-19 01:43:39
I'd say he's a lucky guy. Except he can't seem to hang onto one. But maybe he likes it that way.
davetrimble (user)2015-12-19 01:58:36
This reminds me of a scene from The Social Network, "You memorized that instead of doing what?"