I went to see Age of Ultron and there's some pretty nice shots of her bare feet in it. If you watch the movie I'm sure it'll be the first thing you notice when it happens.
2015-04-16 20:04:44Pre-Crisis Pig (user)
Conclusion to Avengers 3: Infinity Gauntlet/Wars As the agents moved carefully ever closer, drawn to the incredible magnetism and charms of this being of resounding legend, the hero could not help but be drawn to the mortal yet subtle charms of these gorgeous S.H.I.E.L.D. agents himself.
The curvature and shaped of their feet is what he craved. But no!! Though our hero has fallen from grace his heart must remain vigilant and steadfast! As the agents spoke of the dire threat facing our universe, he brushed it aside. "Its just one universe. I'll find another!"
But when Agent Romanoff explained that this threat affects the entire Multiverse! and... every female foot from every species across the infinite stars, will be in dire peril to the point of extinction, he rose from his crushed seat made of stone and rock and simply said.."Just take me to Nick." Fin
Agents Romanoff and Hill were sent by S.H.I.E.D. to retrieve a legendary but forgotten hero! A hero so powerful that he was witnessed to collapse entire blackholes and pressed an entire universe;defying the laws of physics that would shatter the string theory! However his limitless power was greatly diminished! (like Superman he was John Byrned)
Now I hrmp. 'he' is living a hermetic life on the highest peak in the Grand Canyon feasting on a marinated,roasted wild megaboar on a spit, a stack of subway sandwiches and a caseload of Indian spiced rum.
The quinjet landed and out stepped the lovely agents both dressed in elegant diamond black-satin dresses with killer bare legs and the sexiest stiletto jet-black high heels. Heels that show off the deepest toe slits! Toe slits so deep, you can slide a deck of cards in! Their dresses sparkle in the starry night sky.
As he looked up, he place his mighty greasy hand on his dark hair and gently slicked it back which cause a seismic rumbling throughout the canyon,causing their quinjet to topple over the precipice! Agent Romanoff bit her lip in fear and awe while Agent Hill relish in the perverted glory of his inconceivable strength!
What will our two heroines do? Will they use their shield trained feet to negotiate their recruitment strategy! Will the forgotten hero ever finish his roasted boar and subs in peace?!
Stay tuned for the next cosmic shattering adventures of Avengers 3: The Infinity Gauntlet/Wars!
Read first please...carefully! Before any ideas of pressing that deletion trigger.