User rated ★★★★(nice feet)
@BiB: So a mohel retires after 50 years. He saved every, um, remnant for his career and brings them to a tailor friend and asks him to make something nice with them.
A couple of days later, the ex-mohel returns and asks what the tailor has made. The tailor whips out (bad choice of words) a change purse.
"What?" the mohel cries out. "That's all I have to show for 50 years of service?"
"No, no," the tailor said. "Stroke it and it becomes a suitcase."