BackInBlack60 (guild knight)2016-01-12 00:57:05
You know, two stilettos to the center of mass, and that big toenail to the head.
Self-defense, like the blade in the toe of the boot in "Road House."
Mr Hate (guild knight)
- rated (ugly feet)2016-01-12 01:00:16
That dead big toe need a toe tag already.
irradiated ivan (user)2016-01-12 01:09:25
Sad. She's got nice soles though.
bonaparte310 (user) - rated (ugly feet)2016-01-14 21:57:57
why would you rate them as "nice feet" if you're also disgusted by the big toe, like most of us.
Pinchy69 (guild knight)2016-01-20 15:43:43
That toe will heal soon enough leaving her with her 'regular foot', which most folks reckon is quite alright in terms of sexy feet. It would be unwarranted and a bit short-sighted to permanently berate someone on the back of a temporary blemish.
Pinchy69 (guild knight)2016-01-20 15:53:49
1 - A pussed-out Brie or
2 - An as good as you can get her Oprah.
Question - Whose feet would you wanna be with in two weeks and for the next 50?
I know who I'm choosing anyhow.
...or put it like this...you get to live with one of two famous people for the next year -
Kranzy (user) - rated (beautiful feet)2016-01-20 16:00:18
@Pinchy- I agree with you 100%. Oprah is super rich! (:^D)
Pinchy69 (guild knight)2016-01-20 16:05:58
I am being neither callus nor corny, I'm simply abrie-ing with you so don't be a sour puss. lol
Yes @Kranz...Oprah has wealth in abunion-ness - it/them knows no bounds. It/they get bigger each year.
Kranzy (user) - rated (beautiful feet)2016-01-20 16:12:17
@Pinchy- LMBO! (:^D)
BackInBlack60 (guild knight)2016-01-20 16:16:53
But I have a lot of English, Scotch & Irish blood.
I dunno why, perhaps because they *invented* the language, but those of the British Isles always kick our @$$es here on the puns! It's like one of their big hobbies, best as I can tell.
Iluvfeet (guild knight)
- rated (beautiful feet)2016-01-20 16:45:38
Agreed, @Smoothie is the supreme queen of puns.
BackInBlack60 (guild knight)2016-01-22 14:21:03
But can I be your prince? (See two comments up)
@Smoothie- You've been crowned!
Smoothsole (user) - rated (ok feet)2016-01-22 14:31:10
Ha! If I said "no" would you throne a fit and spout hot heir?