@Dangerboy- She's British, so it'd likely be MAYO on the floor. She could pick them up with her toes, dip 'em and feed 'em to me one by one! Talk about FUN, huh?
"Brits eat their chips and French Fries sprinkled with salt and vinegar, or more recently, a side of mayonnaise to daub them in. The mayonnaise is a European habit that has crossed over. The vinegar will be malt vinegar."
She looks pretty hot in this photo, though her face is kinda jacked up. But what's really jacked up are those tootsies! They look like someone took a sledgehammer to 'em and left 'em out in the sun for a week.