2016-07-30 16:00:40You come home to a quiet, dark and empty house, put down your keys and walk down the hall to the bathroom. Opening the door, you are greeted by two strange women - not by words, but by their owl-like stares. They are perched quietly on a ledge across from the toilet, sitting in an awkward position more akin to bird than human. Their heads follow your position as you take a step into the room, waiting expectantly for some utterance, some explanation of the situation. Finally, their composure breaks simultaneously: first their eyes widen, their faces deform into a snarl. The woman on the far end opens her mouth terrifyingly, releasing a strigiform screech. The woman closer uses this diversion as an opportunity to pounce and tackle you to the ground. They are both off the ledge now, hopping up and down, flapping their arms and releasing a demonic cacophony of screeches. As your vision fades, you swear you can see a flurry of loose feathers floating through the air.
You are now an owl pellet. Be more careful next time!
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