"I am telling you, of all the things I have seen guys go crazy over, the pedicure is number one. Guys may want to hump a girl with big boobs, but they immediately begin falling in love when they see a girl with a gorgeous set of toes. I have had boys point, squawk, and punch their friends, and ask me to wait while they get people from the other room, to take a look at my toes. Mind you, my toes are nothing special. They're normal, human toes. They're just well maintained... Boys love nice toes. It's just a fundamental truth. They are a peculiar species." --Aisha Tyler, in her book "Swerve: Reckless Observations of a Postmodern Girl"